He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Randomize
