Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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