im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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