doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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