week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Randomize
