If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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