I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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