Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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