I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I need to align my fucking chakras
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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