My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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