This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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