well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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