How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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