If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize