He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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