we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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