it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
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