Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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