The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
do nipples grow back?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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