what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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