dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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