Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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