Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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