New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I have aggressive nipples.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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