He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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