Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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