Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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