Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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