Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Watching her eat just hurts me
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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