I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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