the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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