Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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