so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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