have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
