I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I'm bleeding and have questions
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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