My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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