Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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