i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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