Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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