i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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