Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
cat food counts as protein by the way
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
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