i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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