OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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