hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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