i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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