love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
She bit a glass in half.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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