Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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