Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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