I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
