Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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