(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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