I wanna passion pit in your ass
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
My vagina just recognized that song.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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