Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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