You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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