morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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