He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Randomize